Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
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You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
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dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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