Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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