Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
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Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
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Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Randomize