he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
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Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
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captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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