Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
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I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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