So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
handjob tips. give me some.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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