"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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