what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
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You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
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Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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