what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
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woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
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Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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