Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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