He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
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You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
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It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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