Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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