some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
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Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
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Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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