Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
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And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
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In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
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You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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