"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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