if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
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Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
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so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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