Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
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You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
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If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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