Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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