is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
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Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
