Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
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No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
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Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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