if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
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I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
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Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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