I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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