Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
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No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
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So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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