put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
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i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
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It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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