I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
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My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
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Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
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Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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