You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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