We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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