Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
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