he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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