I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
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You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
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Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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