Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
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maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
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My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Randomize