Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Randomize
