do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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