i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
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Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
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Someone stole a lamp last night.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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