"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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