some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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