just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
