"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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