it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
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you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
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Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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