I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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