The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
it's like heaven, but drunker
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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