So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
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hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
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So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.