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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  that girl last night was a 15

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  wait she was 15?

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  no like black jack not sure if you should hit it

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.

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  I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again

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• (979): View more from Texas

  Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  From one hot mess to another... Get it together.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.

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• (607): View more from New York

  I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out

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  why what happened?

  (607): View more from New York

  Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.

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• (418): View more from Quebec

  He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  ...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.

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• (925): View more from California

  Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.

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