People in love make me want to vomit
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
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Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
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we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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