I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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