at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
40s are totally the cure
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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