So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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