What tipped you off? The sombrero?
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
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i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
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You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Randomize