I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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