Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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