I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
She's the barista slut.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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