She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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