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• (516): View more from New York

  His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.

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• (339): View more from Massachusetts

  i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  i drank out of a bidet.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Is being in jail an excusable absence?

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!

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• (813): View more from Florida

  His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"

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