You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.