I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
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I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.