people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
she peed on how many people?
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
