then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
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Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
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I need to hump something and I know u understand.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
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