In the future we'll all be gay
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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