She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I love having hate sex.
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...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
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Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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